Yesterday I was attempting to help a lady with some technical questions.
Now listen people, I’m not Albert Einstein over here okay, I can admit I’m not a blazing genius. However, I can take apart computers and identify the parts, I know how to fix a broken iPhone, and damn it.. I can still make good sandwiches even with all that in my head. (amazing I know)
So when anti feminist Nazi customer asks me yesterday to “You know, let’s find a guy.. we were looking for men because you know we need a man.” I went ahead and told her “Well you’re right, men are so much smarter than us.” and she nodded. Nodded in AGREEMENT. Like she couldn’t understand my sarcasm. That’s probably ideal since she is a customer and everything, and I’m not mad that this happened because I really enjoy a good story.
Now that I’ve been informed of my inferiority to men I’ll go ahead and give all my other lovely lady friends the answers to anything that may come your way, remember if ever in doubt, please refer to the nearest male. I’m sure he can help you come up with something our feeble minds can’t comprehend.
Random Stranger:”Hello can you tell me which way the bathroom is?”
Idiot Female:”Mmm? Oh I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my sandwich making”
Police Officer:”Pardon me, what is the time.”
Idiot Female:”Oh I can’t tell time due to all the attention I need to give to child bearing”
White collar male:”Madam, I do believe your shoe is untied!”
Idiot Female:”Oh dear me was I wearing shoes again? I’m supposed to be barefoot and holding at least 4 children in my arms. Thank you so much my lord!”
You’re welcome ladies. We’ve come a long way. Now how to get rid of those pesky voting rights…..